Eddie thought his sex life with his wife, Tanya, had settled into a routine. He desperately wanted to rekindle the thrill of the passion he once shared with his wife. Turning to internet memes, he thought he found the answer…
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Naked, skin against skin enveloped in darkness, No up or down, only lips, breasts, cock, and cunt, We surrender to our attraction in a swirling spiral of lust and passion. We twirl around each other, faster and faster until we blur into one.
My Sexy Socks
“Get me my socks?” Kim asked with a slight pout.
Hank perked up. “Which socks?”
Nick’s New Toy
I woke up to her leaning over me, studying my face. “Are you awake? Do you want to get your new toy this morning?” Jill asked with a mischievous smile. As my brain shifted between sleep and wakefulness, I let out a soft moan of contentment. The bed was warm and cozy, and I didn’t want to get up. I felt my girlfriend’s shaped nails tentatively trace up and down my morning wood.
Five Ways to Celebrate Cake and Cunnilingus Day!
According to the Urban Dictionary, this holiday was created as a retort to “Steak and Blowjob Day” (March 14th) and “Valentine’s Day” (February 14th.) The self-descriptive “Cake and Cunnilingus Day” celebrates a woman’s enjoyment of sex, intimacy, and cake. Fortunately, this day provides a fun excuse for both cake and orgasms. Here are five ways to celebrate!