Nick’s New Toy

I woke up to her leaning over me, studying my face. “Are you awake? Do you want to get your new toy this morning?” Jill asked with a mischievous smile. As my brain shifted between sleep and wakefulness, I let out a soft moan of contentment. The bed was warm and cozy, and I didn’t want to get up. I felt my girlfriend’s shaped nails tentatively trace up and down my morning wood.

Five Ways to Celebrate Cake and Cunnilingus Day!

According to the Urban Dictionary, this holiday was created as a retort to “Steak and Blowjob Day” (March 14th) and “Valentine’s Day” (February 14th.) The self-descriptive “Cake and Cunnilingus Day” celebrates a woman’s enjoyment of sex, intimacy, and cake. Fortunately, this day provides a fun excuse for both cake and orgasms. Here are five ways to celebrate!