Eddie thought his sex life with his wife, Tanya, had settled into a routine. He desperately wanted to rekindle the thrill of the passion he once shared with his wife. Turning to internet memes, he thought he found the answer…
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My Sexy Socks
“Get me my socks?” Kim asked with a slight pout.
Hank perked up. “Which socks?”
Lips
I run my tongue across my worn upper lip. My lip feels swollen, but also softer. I close my eyes recalling how it got that way. My face between your thighs, I said, “This might take a while.” You grinned in approval, then closed your eyes.
Five Ways to Celebrate Cake and Cunnilingus Day!
According to the Urban Dictionary, this holiday was created as a retort to “Steak and Blowjob Day” (March 14th) and “Valentine’s Day” (February 14th.) The self-descriptive “Cake and Cunnilingus Day” celebrates a woman’s enjoyment of sex, intimacy, and cake. Fortunately, this day provides a fun excuse for both cake and orgasms. Here are five ways to celebrate!
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