Five Ways to Celebrate Cake and Cunnilingus Day!

Why is April 14th “Cake and Cunnilingus Day?” 

According to the Urban Dictionary, this holiday was created as a retort to “Steak and Blowjob Day” (March 14th) and “Valentine’s Day” (February 14th.) The self-descriptive “Cake and Cunnilingus Day” celebrates a woman’s enjoyment of sex, intimacy, and cake. Fortunately, this day provides a fun excuse for both cake and orgasms.

The holiday was created in 2006 by Ms. Naughty, a writer and filmmaker. On this sex-positive holiday, women are supposed to consume cake and receive oral sex. The focus is entirely on the woman’s pleasure. (Sorry, men had their opportunity on March 14th. There is always next year if you missed it.) Additionally, the holiday helps promote charities such as the Prostate Cancer Foundation.

Here are five ways to celebrate this year’s Cake and Cunnilingus Day:

1) Romantically: Buy her flowers. Take time for a romantic walk or gift. Make a special dinner of her favorite foods. Draw a hot bath for her by candlelight. Spend the day raising her expectations and building her desire. Have her thinking about you all day. Make her ache for the release you’re planning to give her.

2) Selflessly: Focus on only her needs today. Let her know that you would love to give her a night focused only on her enjoyment. Start with a sensual massage to relieve any tension. By the time you get to the main event, she will be well prepared to receive your tongue. Don’t stop until she does. Be sure to share your enthusiasm with plenty of moaning and affirmations of your own enjoyment of her pleasure.

3) Playfully: Laughing is sexy. Who says the cake needs to be intact to eat it? A smashed cupcake on a breast or sat upon still tastes delicious when licked off or hand-fed. Separated by distance? How about sexting or video chatting? Just remember that toys are always an option if oral sex is not possible.

4) Dangerously: Sex in public is always a risky but invigorating way to have fun. Choose a location where you are not likely to be seen. Be aware of local laws. Be safe in the place you choose. Going down on her inside a locked car in your driveway can lead to heavy breathing and steamy windows. If you go to a park, take along a blanket for a quick cover-up if needed and some snacks/wine for plausible deniability.

5) Restrained: Nothing like a pair of handcuffs to spice up a sexual encounter. Let her choose who’s wrists to wear the cuffs. If possible, cuff hands behind the back, then feed the cake to each other. After the cake, the cuffs will add an erotic dimension of vulnerability to going down on your lover.

Whichever way you choose to celebrate, have a delicious and exciting Cake and Cunnilingus Day!

Tip: Play safely! Sugary things like cake should never go near a woman’s vagina. Doing so can upset the natural balance and lead to medical complications.