Five Ways to Celebrate Cake and Cunnilingus Day!

According to the Urban Dictionary, this holiday was created as a retort to “Steak and Blowjob Day” (March 14th) and “Valentine’s Day” (February 14th.) The self-descriptive “Cake and Cunnilingus Day” celebrates a woman’s enjoyment of sex, intimacy, and cake. Fortunately, this day provides a fun excuse for both cake and orgasms. Here are five ways to celebrate!

The Cocky Professor

“Professor! I am shocked at your display.” She exclaimed as she covered a broad smile with her hand. I was not able to hide it in time, apparently. “What would the dean say if I told him how inappropriate you are right now?” I think you need to apologize to me.”
“I should apologize to you?” I said with all the indignance I could muster. “Did you not just come on to me here in my office?”
She rolled her chair closer to mine and whispered, “I did no such thing. If I was coming on to you, I probably would have done something like this.” I was speechless when she lifted her leg and placed her toes firmly on my crotch.

Power of the Pen

Sometimes, not getting what you want leads to opportunities to gain far more.

“I didn’t get it,” Reese said as he sank his body into the leather sofa in the family room. He leaned back and closed his eyes. He considered stopping at a bar and getting a drink on the drive home, but that would only delay the uncomfortable conversation he was about to have with his wife…